| At Long Last... |
[09 Feb 2006|02:40am] |
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We Are The Champions |
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After an extensive application process, I, Kenneth Vincent Shumski, have finally recieved word from the Chairman of an illustrious and time-honored organization.

YAY!!! IT'S FINALLY OFFICIAL!!!
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| GEE WHILICKERS!! |
[22 Aug 2005|02:27pm] |
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OOH it feels like its been FOREEEVERRR!!!
Hey goslings!! I've been away at the Ass Doctor so long i almost forgot what buttsex feels like!~! i was reminded last night, but i'll get to that in a minute.
You see, I checked myself into a Rehab Clinic for Drug Abuse recently. I was reading livejournal comments and they convinced me that i was going down the wrong path, and i had to change my life, NOW. But then a magical thing happened...

i met Jerome.
and lemme tell ya, it's true what they say: Once you go black, you CAN'T go back!!!
catch ya later, sillies!!!
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[19 May 2005|11:08am] |
HIIIII GUUUUYS!
sunday's event was such a blast, i'm still recovering from it!

thanks to all the young men who attended!! ;)
just wanted to let you guys know i'm gonna be alright... butt-sex will never be the same...
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| You are invited |
[12 May 2005|12:09pm] |
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EXCITEMENT!!!! |
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somethin gay |
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[06 May 2005|11:43am] |
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little rascals - the hee-man woman-haters |
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i had a teeeeerrible dream last night

GROSS!!! i haven't been so uncomfortable since my mom caught me jacking off to PeeWee Herman's Big Adventure!!
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| boys locker room adventure |
[27 Apr 2005|11:53am] |
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don henley - boys of summer |
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today i almost got caught!! -AGAIN!!

SCANDALOUS!!!
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| i can still taste his jockstrap... |
[19 Apr 2005|11:57am] |
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i had the most amazing night
i met tyler. he's a FANTABULOUCIOUS football player!

...i had NO idea football players could be so amazingly gay!
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[07 Apr 2005|11:19am] |
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kenny rogers - your dick, my ass |
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Today was a fantabulous day!! I first went down to Gales Glitter Fashion Boutique and totally bought the cutest milk white pants that accents my ass features to the fullest potential and makes me look like a have a bulge the size of a curled up eel. These pants are so totally sexy and I feel like a new person in them. FANTABUUULLLOUS!!!!!! I can’t wait to strut my stuff and show ALL the guys, they’ll totally be blow away! COOOOOUUUURAGOUS!!!! Heres a pic of me in these sexy slacks:

I also realized today that I have a new love in my life. Can you guess who it is? Here’s a hint, he has the three B’s: Big, Black and Beastly. Check back for UPDATES! LATER PEEPS!
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