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At Long Last... [09 Feb 2006|02:40am] [ mood | Horny ] [ music | We Are The Champions ] After an extensive application process, I, Kenneth Vincent Shumski, have finally recieved word from the Chairman of an illustrious and time-honored organization. YAY!!! IT'S FINALLY OFFICIAL!!! (2 | caressed my buttocks

GEE WHILICKERS!! [22 Aug 2005|02:27pm] [ mood | bouncy ] OOH it feels like its been FOREEEVERRR!!! Hey goslings!! I've been away at the Ass Doctor so long i almost forgot what buttsex feels like!~! i was reminded last night, but i'll get to that in a minute. You see, I checked myself into a Rehab Clinic for Drug Abuse recently. I was reading livejournal comments and they convinced me that i was going down the wrong path, and i had to change my life, NOW. But then a magical thing happened... i met Jerome. and lemme tell ya, it's true what they say: Once you go black, you CAN'T go back!!! catch ya later, sillies!!! (1 | caressed my buttocks

[19 May 2005|11:08am] HIIIII GUUUUYS! sunday's event was such a blast, i'm still recovering from it! thanks to all the young men who attended!! ;) just wanted to let you guys know i'm gonna be alright... butt-sex will never be the same... (1 | caressed my buttocks

You are invited [12 May 2005|12:09pm] [ mood | EXCITEMENT!!!! ] [ music | somethin gay ] (4 | caressed my buttocks

NIGHTMARE [06 May 2005|11:43am] [ mood | uncomfortable ] [ music | little rascals - the hee-man woman-haters ] i had a teeeeerrible dream last night GROSS!!! i haven't been so uncomfortable since my mom caught me jacking off to PeeWee Herman's Big Adventure!! (5 | caressed my buttocks

boys locker room adventure [27 Apr 2005|11:53am] [ mood | raging boner ] [ music | don henley - boys of summer ] today i almost got caught!! -AGAIN!! SCANDALOUS!!! (3 | caressed my buttocks

i can still taste his jockstrap... [19 Apr 2005|11:57am] [ mood | flirty ] [ music | eye of the tiger ] i had the most amazing night i met tyler. he's a FANTABULOUCIOUS football player! ...i had NO idea football players could be so amazingly gay! (6 | caressed my buttocks

[07 Apr 2005|11:19am] [ mood | giddy ] [ music | kenny rogers - your dick, my ass ] Today was a fantabulous day!! I first went down to Gales Glitter Fashion Boutique and totally bought the cutest milk white pants that accents my ass features to the fullest potential and makes me look like a have a bulge the size of a curled up eel. These pants are so totally sexy and I feel like a new person in them. FANTABUUULLLOUS!!!!!! I can’t wait to strut my stuff and show ALL the guys, they’ll totally be blow away! COOOOOUUUURAGOUS!!!! Heres a pic of me in these sexy slacks: I also realized today that I have a new love in my life. Can you guess who it is? Here’s a hint, he has the three B’s: Big, Black and Beastly. Check back for UPDATES! LATER PEEPS! (4 | caressed my buttocks

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